Fantaguè - Hank Jones Meets Cheick-Tidiane Seck* And The Mandinkas - Sarala (CD, Album)

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Never trust an atom, they make up everything! I took the shell off my racing snail 'cus I thought maybe I'd make it a little faster, but if anything, it's more sluggish.

Why did the Dalek cross the road? To enslave humanity. What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What did the hat say to the hat rack? You stay here, I'll go on a head. Why were the broom late for work? Did you hear? Oxygen and magnesium are totally going out. It's like OMg. Did you hear that the two antennas got married? I heard the ceremony was kind of terrible but the reception was awesome. What's ET short for? So he can fit on the space ship. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They're making head lines. My granddad had the heart of a lion. And a life time ban from the Bronx Zoo. Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America? Elementary, my dear Watson. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A Golden Retriever and an Irish Setter are on vacation. And the Golden Retriever is Fantaguè - Hank Jones Meets Cheick-Tidiane Seck* And The Mandinkas - Sarala (CD oh, how, how many is a Brazilian? How do you cook toilet paper?

It's easy, you just brown it and then you throw it in the pot. Two whales walk in to a bar. One of them is like: hmhmhnnnngnbrmuh. And the other one is like: Man, Steve, go home. You are drunk! I wasn't sure it was possible, but here we are, 53 jokes and four minutes later. Thank you everybody on Twitter for suggesting jokes for me. If you want more like this, I've done a few of these over the years. And John, I'll see you on Tuesday. Email barrkj gmail.

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